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nicolecrooz: imustmaintain: The Little Rooster Wakes Ladies With A “Cock”-A-Doodle-Doo It’s an alarm clock! It’s a vibrator! It’s Both! The Little Rooster is an alarm specially-designed for women that wakes them by buzzing *ahem* where the sun don’t shine. The device sits inside a lady’s panties with its tip resting on her privates. At the proper time of day, the Little Rooster will wake her up with increasing vibration intensities. It includes both a traditional snooze setting as well as a Snorgasm setting, which vibrates very gently for “a ten-minute erotic slumber.” The Play function allows it to act as a normal sex toy. The Little Rooster features twenty seven silent settings and three extra powerful “turbo” levels as well as dual motors. It’s powered by a USB-rechargable battery set. Um….Hey, Christmas present? Hah The gift that keeps on GIVING

nicolecrooz:

imustmaintain:

The Little Rooster Wakes Ladies With A “Cock”-A-Doodle-Doo

It’s an alarm clock! It’s a vibrator! It’s Both!

The Little Rooster is an alarm specially-designed for women that wakes them by buzzing *ahem* where the sun don’t shine. The device sits inside a lady’s panties with its tip resting on her privates. At the proper time of day, the Little Rooster will wake her up with increasing vibration intensities. It includes both a traditional snooze setting as well as a Snorgasm setting, which vibrates very gently for “a ten-minute erotic slumber.” The Play function allows it to act as a normal sex toy.

The Little Rooster features twenty seven silent settings and three extra powerful “turbo” levels as well as dual motors. It’s powered by a USB-rechargable battery set.

Um….Hey, Christmas present?

Hah

The gift that keeps on GIVING

  1. cecelia-dean reblogged this from bgalrstate
  2. okaysional reblogged this from sydviciouserr and added:
    OoooK, just a little strange…
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  10. twistedscissors reblogged this from britneyfistpump and added:
    Woahhh single ladies dream
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  13. fumblingtowardecstasy reblogged this from sirslittleprincess and added:
    Holy cow, how come I have never heard of this before? lil-belle:
  14. sirslittleprincess reblogged this from littlelovee-x and added:
    This would definitely wake me up in the morning.
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  16. edieth3owl reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
    sure would get me
  17. dancingwillowtree reblogged this from jacklynginger
  18. imthegaybestfriend reblogged this from jacklynginger and added:
    i should get this for my horny ass fuck gf. maybe she wouldn’t be so GRUMPY in the mornings…lol
  19. jacklynginger reblogged this from artistontheinside and added:
    sooooo, you sleep with it inside of you??
  20. plansmadefortwo reblogged this from selflubricate
  21. ratatatertot reblogged this from artistontheinside and added:
    vibrator alarm clock. someone on this earth must love me enough to bestow such glory to my
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  23. theworldcanbebeautiful reblogged this from artistontheinside and added:
    The Little Rooster Wakes Ladies With A “Cock”-A-Doodle-Doo
  24. artistontheinside reblogged this from maroonlagoon and added:
    holy fuck. do want. i guarantee i’d be 258% less of a bitch in the morning if waking up involved orgasm.
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  26. toffeethief reblogged this from nicolecrooz and added:
    The gift that keeps on GIVING
  27. nicolecrooz reblogged this from choppybluesea and added:
    Um….Hey, Christmas present? Hah
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  29. kajakabili reblogged this from lickystickypickywe and added:
    ….. I could have done...that this morning! Would have been better than Lish yelling at me...
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    sarahabes:dickslexia:anytimewilldomylove:lickypickystickyfree:...the ideas people...